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Excerpt from GETTING WANDA MARRIED
SUPER: BLAKE FAMILY - RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA
EXT. HOUSE/YARD - DAY
A timer goes off. Lawn sprinklers start. Their GENTLE
PULSE...
FRED BLAKE, SR. checks his quartz watch and frowns.
The sprinklers are two minutes early. He's been picking
up twigs and other organic pieces of matter from his
perfect garden in front of his perfect suburban house.
He looks at the gentle stream of water wetting his pant's
leg...
He stands, carefully dusts himself off and examines the
timer by the side of the sliding door like it has
personally offended him. He enters an immaculate living
room...
INT. LIVING ROOM
To find his wife, WINOLA, sitting in the darkened room,
not moving. It bothers Fred Sr. seeing people not doing
anything, particularly his wife.
FRED SR.
Sprinklers are a tad early, dear.
Two minutes to be exact. In a week
that's fourteen minutes. In a month
almost an hour. And in a year I
could be watering on Wednesday when
I should be watering on Saturday.
What do you think of that, Winola?
She doesn't respond. Her eyes are closed.
FRED SR.
What are you doing?
WINOLA
Meditating, dear.
FRED SR.
What for?
WINOLA
Dr. Bob though it might be a good
idea.
Fred Sr. stares at his thumb. He doesn't like the
idea of Dr. Bob telling her anything -- Dr. Bob is a
puppet...
The puppet stares at Fred Sr. from behind a pillow tucked
on the couch. He's wearing a face mask and tiny latex
gloves.
FRED SR.
Have you seen Fred Jr.?
WINOLA
He's in the kitchen, dear.
FRED SR.
Do you think he's been acting
sullen, lately?
WINOLA
Perhaps you should have a nice
talk with him.
Fred Sr. SIGHS. He would like Winola to open her eyes and
talk to him, but she doesn't. He leaves.
INT. KITCHEN
Fred Sr. finds Fred Jr. making a cheese sandwich...
FRED SR.
Hey, big fella. That's some
sandwich you're making there.
FRED JR.
Yes, dad.
FRED SR.
Better get a plate for it.
Fred Jr. does just that...
FRED SR.
(continuing)
Freddie, are you in any kind of
trouble?
FRED JR.
No.
FRED SR.
A woman maybe?
Fred Jr. nearly drops his sandwich...
FRED JR.
Why would you think that?
FRED SR.
I'm just asking.
Fred Jr. thinks for a moment -- then chickens out...
FRED JR.
Just wondering what I'm going to
do after college.
FRED SR.
Good. You should be thinking
about that. The decisions you
make now will effect you the
rest of your life.
Fred Jr. feels like his death sentence has just been read
to him.
FRED JR.
Yes, sir.
FRED SR.
You're a Blake. Your grandparents
had nothing. They struggled all
their lives.
FRED JR.
They were doctors!
FRED SR.
Struggling doctors.
FRED JR.
Yes, sir.
Fred Sr. returns to the living room...
INT. LIVING ROOM
Winola is deep in a trance, softly MOANING to herself.
Fred Sr. decides not to carry on a conversation with her.
Slips a piece of chocolate into his mouth to settles his
nerves.
SAMPLE 3...
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